Don't you hate it when you know the outcome of a certain situation, but you still cling on desperately and hope it might change?
I know I do.
Fuck. Sometimes I really hate myself. Well, not really myself, but the shit I get myself into.
I've been painting a lot lately. I figure it's a way of venting my frustration.
Someone tell me something exciting, happy, amusing, funny, etc...I need to be cheered up.
July 20 2005, 05:08:56 UTC 6 years ago
jokes for audrey
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?. A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches
Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
July 20 2005, 15:28:03 UTC 6 years ago
Re: jokes for audrey
Haha, those are great. Thank you, those definitely cheered me up!Anonymous
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